trying not to look thirsty when you thirsty as fuck
And today I don’t know how to even say hey
— Time flies (via doperespect)
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
That person is in the right field! So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.
HE SINGS THE CLEAN UP SONG OMG I HAVENT HEARD ANYONE EXCEPT MY FAMILY SING THAT IN YEARS LMAO
seth rogan will always be one of my idols.
I fucking love this man
Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt
You are NOT supposed to bleed
If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.
This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.
I just really want women to know this.
Every time I tell people that my first time didn’t hurt at all and I didn’t bleed, they always look at me like I’m weird or something.
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
— Claudia Gray, Hourglass (via hervana)
Angela Bassett looks better 😩
black don’t crack.
BLACK DONT FUCKIN CRACK