Dude: I seen you walking by and i just had to say something you’re gorgeous may i get your number
Girl: ok, sure ill give you a shot, i hope you’re not crazy
Dude: ok thanks cutie put your number in
my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”
Fiesty. I like.
I really want a modern Carmen Sandiego update. But for grown ups. Origin story. Or just ACME agents trying and failing to hunt her down. Feature film? Awesome cartoon? Something. (Also PoC portrayed please? Latina? Please?)
A few of the many characters voiced by Cree Summer.
I love that any time you hear that awesome, kind of raspy but in a good way, voice, you know it’s gonna be good :)
I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualize women, or when school and the government sexualize women. But the second a woman is in control, and sexualizes herself willingly, it’s wrong and disgusting.
My son has been on my bladder all day, made me go to the bathroom like every 20-30 mins. Now I’m in my bed and my back is hurting so bad. I need a full body massage include foot massages.
She is so DONE.
— Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via kushandwizdom)